Tin Foil Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Foil

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

We have control of you brain.

'Books that stayed books.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Gin & Tonic.

'You've had enough.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."