Tin Foil Enthusiast Gifts

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Perfect Foil

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

50 Year Celebrations.

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Tin Man Visits New York

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Sunblock

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

We have control of you brain.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'We have the same pinterest.'

Positive Thinking

'Books that stayed books.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'You've had enough.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Gin & Tonic.