Tintin Fan Gifts

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

We have control of you brain.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Piano scarf

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'