Tintin Fan Pillows

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I've seen a tulip before."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Celine Dion

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

We have control of you brain.

Elvis' autopsy

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Piano scarf

"Seven billion counts of unlawful entry. How do you plead?"

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"