Rin Tin Tin Fan Pillows

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

A Cumulonim-bus

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

An Eyeliner.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Trainspotters.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Knockout!

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

I love Tropical Fish

A boxer with a foam hand

Sparlkers

"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."

Me me me

'You know, I think the 9:35 was my train. And here I was waiting for the 2135.'