Gin And Tonic Fan Pillows

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Join me in a Martini?

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Da Vinci Cod

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Lady Justice.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

GDP and G&T.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Celine Dion

Selfbee