Gin And Tonic Fan Prints

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Join me in a Martini?

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

You're the botanicals in my gin

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

The Da Vinci Cod

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Lady Justice.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

GDP and G&T.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Selfbee

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights