Titanic Fan Prints

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'My life was shipshape until that iceberg came along.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Pirates

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Revenge had come.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'