Rin Tin Tin Fan Prints

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

A Cumulonim-bus

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

An Eyeliner.

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Trainspotters.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Knockout!

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

A boxer with a foam hand

I love Tropical Fish

Sparlkers

"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."