Bowling Pin Fan Prints

'Son, the closest anybody should get to exercise is collecting antique bowling pins.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

En garde!

'Fine. And you?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

En-guard dog.

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"Don't be lazy."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Acupuncture.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.