Bowling Pin Fan Prints

'Son, the closest anybody should get to exercise is collecting antique bowling pins.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

En garde!

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Fine. And you?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Don't be lazy."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

En-guard dog.

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

Acupuncture.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.