Ping Pong Fan Prints

'Here's an empty table.'

Young lady excited to meet the amateur table tennis champion of Peckham.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Ice shelfie.

Camping-Pong

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"