Ping Pong Fan Prints

'Here's an empty table.'

Young lady excited to meet the amateur table tennis champion of Peckham.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Camping-Pong

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Cupid misses his shot.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Safety meeting.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."