Gin Aficionado Prints

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Gin Lane - Welcomes responsible drinkers.'

'You've had enough.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Yes, it's tidy stuff."

Day 16 of self-isolation and the impromptu gin tasting session had been a success.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Join me in a Martini?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

You're the botanicals in my gin

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

GDP and G&T.

Romulus (left) and Remus

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

Zen Master Huineng

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'