Tinsel Tribunal Fan Gifts

"Seven billion counts of unlawful entry. How do you plead?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Interesting encounters in history.

Long-legged clown...

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.