Tinsel Admirer Gifts

"I just love the commercial aspect of Christmas..."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Reasonableman

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Moon: Made in China

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was her mothers"

"We haven't danced in ages."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

Tortoises breakdancing

Teddy Roosevelt

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

The Clown Hit

Tiger

"Fashion over function!"

Why did I marry that clown?

Tin Man Visits New York

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

Antiques

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"