Tinsel Admirer Gifts

"I just love the commercial aspect of Christmas..."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Reasonableman

Moon: Made in China

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

"We haven't danced in ages."

"It was her mothers"

Tortoises breakdancing

Woman Juggling Emojis

Teddy Roosevelt

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Antiques

Tin Man Visits New York

Tiger

The Clown Hit

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Why did I marry that clown?

"Fashion over function!"

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"