Tassel Enthusiast Gifts

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Fishing Tales

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

Reasonableman

Fishing Boat Derby

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Shall I be mother?

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A tessellation of running figures.

A Salmon Lie

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Circus trousers

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."