Tassel Enthusiast Gifts

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Fishing Tales

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"Well did he?"

Reasonableman

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Shall I be mother?

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Circus trousers

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'