Tales Enthusiast Gifts

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

Fishing Tales

Don Quixote

Falstaff

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Fishing Boat Derby

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Circus trousers

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"That's not what I said."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."