Tall Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

Fishing Stories

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"Tell me a whopper."

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Baron de Munchausen

This Facility Is Accessible To Tall People

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Yeah, I know. Every fish you catch is a monster!'

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Fishing Tales

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Reasonableman

"Well did he?"

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'It was this big. I swear'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"