Tales Enthusiast Pillows

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Fishing Tales

Don Quixote

Falstaff

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Well did he?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

A Salmon Lie

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Circus trousers

"That's not what I said."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'