Tall Tale Enthusiast Pillows

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Tall Tales and Short Stories.

"And, for those of you that want to relive your school days, our retirement community has a walking trail that is uphill both ways."

'Now, how big was that fish again?'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

"Jimmy's been telling everyone he broke his arm in a skateboarding accident. . .but I say him trip on the stairs coming out of church Sunday!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Fisherman catches the Big Fish

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Slept with a gazelle, a hippo and a couple of monkeys.... all in one night.' - A tall story

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'... and it was this big!'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Sea yarns.

'Lord, don't let him get started on the ones that got away!'

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Lets get our story straight, was it a whale or a big fish...'

"I paid a hundred for this dog. Part collie and part bull."

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

"This is your great second cousin Ignacio 'Nacho' Quesada."

"This is your third cousin Fernando. He got a concussion when he was hit by an oak leaf."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

"I'll bet there's an interesting story behind that."

"Don't believe a word he says, he told me that his sister is 150 and has just gone out dancing. WITH HER FATHER!"

"The stories he'll tell about that puny catch are more bull than you or I will ever be."

Man indicating the size of a fish that got away and his nose is growing long

"I'm serious, I did swallow a guy. He was about 5'-8" and his name was Jonah..."

Historically Significant Fibs

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

A Little Knowledge

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