Foil Fanatic Gifts

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

The Perfect Foil

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Can our software do that?'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Fish snorkling above water.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'