Foil Fanatic Gifts

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

"There's no way that foil is regulation!"

The Perfect Foil

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Can our software do that?'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fish snorkling above water.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'Been waiting long?'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'