Fishing Folly Fan Gifts

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Fishing for Birds

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'