Fishing Folklore Fan Gifts

"It sounds like Jonah went fishing, and the story got better every time he told it."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Bears catching fish

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish snorkling above water.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing for Birds