Fishing Satire Fan Gifts

Delights of sea angling!

reincarnated worm...

Fly fishing.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Fishing Holes

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Should we tell the captain about that approaching enemy ship?"

Seafood Chum

Putting on ice

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fishing.

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Fish with Human Trophy

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Commercial Fisheries News

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Robert went ice fishing. I told him it would be simpler to just buy ice at the grocery store.'

'Teach a man to fish and you're looking at dumb lures for the rest of your life.'

"I forget which one of us is the therapist."