Fishing Fool Gifts

Fisherman.

Taking the bait.

reincarnated worm...

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fishing from the Pier

Fly fishing.

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'How are they biting?'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Fishing Holes

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Fish bait and jail bait.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Traveller's Luggage.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Putting on ice

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Fishing.

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.