Tin Man Enthusiast Pillows

'The reason I don't have a heart is because I gave it to Jesus.'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Batman's Baby

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Tin Man Visits New York

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Positive Thinking

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"I'm Batman."

Gin & Tonic.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Scariest Tactics

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'