Mean Girls Fan Pillows

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Wotan with eye patch

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Jumping cheerleaders

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Cupid misses his shot.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Well, we got the grant."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

Baby on Board