Gilligan's Island Fan Pillows

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Jonathan Swift

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

Gilmore Slugs

'You're taking this far too literally.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

Desert island 'Help' cards

Vampire Desert Island

'Ken was astonished to see Mr Rourke and Tattoo in Accounts Payable.'

Dessert Island Milkshake.

"Close the door...were you born in a barn or something?"

"Oh no, our house has been turned into a coffee bar..."

Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

"Poughkeepsie!"

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

Gilligan's Elevator.

101 uses of a dead cat: fan

Man eating himself on desert island

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'