Island Adventure Fan Pillows

Man eating himself on desert island

Vampire Desert Island

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Phew, that was close."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The Desert Island Package

A politician's dream come true...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Security!

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"