Island Escapade Fan Pillows

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

Security!

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Pension Forecasts

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"Why? Did you want one?"

'They have TWO trees!'

'You just had to start digging, didn't you?!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Castaways at Christmas

The Desert Island Christmas

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess!"

Stuck in the stile.

Desert island 'Help' cards

the ventriloquist

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

Vampire Desert Island

"My GPS says that there's a discount Gucci store near here."

'Hurry up! Go tell Noah we found a hatch.'

'Congratulations, you've been chosen to join our survey...have you been marooned for A, less than one year, B, over one year but less than five. C, Five years to ten years.....'

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

'Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?'

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid William Shatner....'

Man eating himself on desert island