Island Adventure Pillows

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'See you in two weeks!'

the ventriloquist

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Island of Lost Guys.

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Vacation Mobile

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Security!

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Sorry I've called last orders"