Island Adventures Pillows

'Help! Send batteries for phone and laptop.'

'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Independent Financial Advisor.

'What luck! A court reporter.'

"No, wait – thin crust."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

"I think we should conserve our batteries and start talking instead of texting."

"Sorry, Steve, but Brad and I have voted you off the island."

A man is stuck on a small desert island with only one coconut tree and a box of coconuts washes up on shore.

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

"Have you been here long?"

"At least you've got a trade to fall back on..."

'Your ex wife is quite a swimmer, Mr Wallace.'

'I wish you'd stop playing hard to get, Brenda.'

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Rescue boat sinks.

Man playing golf on desert island.

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"Just what I need...!"

Desert Island golf

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Scruffy man on desert island has written in the sand 'Help!! Need make grooming products.'

Ball Pit Island

"You mind if I smoke?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'