Goldilocks Fan Pillows

"Today won't be too hot or too cold...it'll be JUST RIGHT."

'Porridge...'

'You're taking this far too literally.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Didgeridoos

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Gobbledygookologist

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Ye Olde Barbecue Tonight

"I'm melting from the friction."

"Have you ever considered that you haven't been promoted because you're and idiot?"

Gilmore Slugs

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'

Old Man Winter.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

"I'm going for a walk, while this cools. Whatever you do, don't let any, little blonde girls near it!"

Mama Bear 7 miles, Papa Bear 5 miles, Baby Bear next right.

Seriously, if you want to stay under longer, give the breathing strips a try.

This just in: A massive sinkhole just opened across the bridge in a suburb of Candorville. The ent

Rasta Ants.

Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.