Goldilocks Fans Pillows

Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Gilmore Slugs

'You're taking this far too literally.'

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

Mama Bear 7 miles, Papa Bear 5 miles, Baby Bear next right.

Notre Dame

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"I'm going for a walk, while this cools. Whatever you do, don't let any, little blonde girls near it!"

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'His name's Trident!'

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

'No, I can't make it next Friday. How about a week Tuesday?'

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

'Porridge...'

"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."

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