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Three Bear Investments, 'Too low', 'Too high', 'Just right'.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Gilmore Slugs

'You're taking this far too literally.'

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

Mama Bear 7 miles, Papa Bear 5 miles, Baby Bear next right.

Notre Dame

A dolphin squeaks in fright at the sight of a mouse.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"Today won't be too hot or too cold...it'll be JUST RIGHT."

"I'm going for a walk, while this cools. Whatever you do, don't let any, little blonde girls near it!"

Need Grooming Money Please Help.

'His name's Trident!'

'Damn! - I was going to cause chaos and mayhem and disarray on the railway but someone's beaten me to it!'

So Help Me Godzilla

Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.

I think we waited too long to tell him he's adopted.

'No, I can't make it next Friday. How about a week Tuesday?'

I don't know why I love rainy days. I just do.

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

'Porridge...'

"Yes, my memory is bad too: That's why I keep a journal..."

Gold E Lox