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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Tasty bird.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Colonel at home.

Chicken Crime Scene.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Fee Range Chickens

Liberty

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'