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"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Be creative...!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"That explains all the cavities."

USING QUILLS

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Food fight!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Bake off: Flan B

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

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