Flock Fanatic Pillows

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Be creative...!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"That explains all the cavities."

Bake off: Flan B

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

USING QUILLS

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Food fight!'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'