Fowl Fanatics Prints

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'They call it the people dance.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Tasty bird.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

The Colonel at home.

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Fee Range Chickens

Chicken Crime Scene.

Liberty

Chicken