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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"You must be brave now, Randolph! You. . . You. . . You are adopted!"

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Don't fly and text.

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"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

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In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"Omelettes again?!"

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

Naughty little boy a 'cochin' it for throwing stones at the fowls.

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'