Modern Goldilocks T-Shirts

Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Audio Books

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Online Dating

Large print e-book.

7 More Dwarfs

Book

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

The dead sea scrolls

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Books and Phones

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Book computer

Effective Catcalls

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

'He's in the library.'

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"So - we meet at last."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

My Fair Lady Twitter

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

'I undertand they met on line.'

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

'You're taking this far too literally.'

"He sent his first text today."

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."