Wonderland Produce. The first one was too hard, the second one was too soft, but the this one is just right! Goldilocks and the three Pears.
Modern Goldilocks Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the essence of modern Goldilocks — that delightful middle ground of just right? Our curated selection of products combines a touch of creativity with a sleek, contemporary style, perfect for those who believe in finding their balance. Whether it's a cozy pillow, a stylish print, or a fun mug, these gifts are designed for the creative soul who enjoys the art of moderation and harmony in life.
"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."
Audio Books
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.
Online Dating
Large print e-book.
7 More Dwarfs
Book
"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."
The dead sea scrolls
Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk
Books and Phones
'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'
Book computer
Effective Catcalls
"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"
Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.
'He's in the library.'
'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'
Have the author sign your kindle...
"So - we meet at last."
"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."
My Fair Lady Twitter
'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'
"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."
Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.
"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"
'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'
'I undertand they met on line.'
"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."
'You're taking this far too literally.'
"He sent his first text today."
"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."
"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."
Modern Goldilocks Gifts Collection
Modern Goldilocks Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs inspired by the modern Goldilocks—where style meets just the right amount of wit. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate creative design.
Modern Goldilocks Pillows
Find pillows that bring harmony and design into your space, inspired by the balanced spirit of the modern Goldilocks—comfort and style in every piece.
Modern Goldilocks Prints
Explore prints that capture the essence of moderation and creativity—perfect wall art for those who like their décor just right.
Modern Goldilocks T-Shirts
Browse our range of t-shirts that celebrate the modern Goldilocks—stylish, witty, and perfectly balanced for the creative soul.