Modern Goldilocks Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of modern Goldilocks — that delightful middle ground of just right? Our curated selection of products combines a touch of creativity with a sleek, contemporary style, perfect for those who believe in finding their balance. Whether it's a cozy pillow, a stylish print, or a fun mug, these gifts are designed for the creative soul who enjoys the art of moderation and harmony in life.

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"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle." mockup

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

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Audio Books

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Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes. mockup

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

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Online Dating

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Large print e-book.

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7 More Dwarfs

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Books and Phones

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Book

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Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk mockup

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

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The dead sea scrolls

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"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology." mockup

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

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'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?' mockup

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

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Book computer

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Effective Catcalls

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'He's in the library.'

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'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...' mockup

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

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Have the author sign your kindle... mockup

Have the author sign your kindle...

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"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?" mockup

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

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"So - we meet at last."

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"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex." mockup

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

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"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!" mockup

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

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"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller." mockup

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

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'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?' mockup

'Bestseller list? But is it print, ebook or combo?'

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'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.' mockup

'Over the vacation I read books on how to use my new phone, my new tablet, and my new video games.'

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"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check." mockup

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

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"He sent his first text today."

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"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth." mockup

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

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'You're taking this far too literally.' mockup

'You're taking this far too literally.'

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'I undertand they met on line.'

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"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger." mockup

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

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'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...' mockup

'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'

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Modern Goldilocks Gifts Collection

Modern Goldilocks Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs inspired by the modern Goldilocks—where style meets just the right amount of wit. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate creative design.

Modern Goldilocks Pillows

Find pillows that bring harmony and design into your space, inspired by the balanced spirit of the modern Goldilocks—comfort and style in every piece.

Modern Goldilocks Prints

Explore prints that capture the essence of moderation and creativity—perfect wall art for those who like their décor just right.

Modern Goldilocks T-Shirts

Browse our range of t-shirts that celebrate the modern Goldilocks—stylish, witty, and perfectly balanced for the creative soul.