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Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Skiing.

Snow flake

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Love

Yo ho ho!

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Cybergoth.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Wanna go out?"

An inbred poodle.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"