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Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Skiing.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Snow flake

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love

Yo ho ho!

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Snail Pattern Balding.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Cybergoth.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Wanna go out?"

An inbred poodle.

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Even though I can swim fast, can stay under water for a long time and come equipped with sonar, this is a lot more fun. Thanks for letting me take it for a ride.'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'