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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Hildegard von Bingen

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Love

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Troys'R'Us.

Professor Tulp meets his match

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"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Charles Baudelaire

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

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A Real Pinata Surprise

Euripides

"I hate Neanderthals!"

J. M. W. Turner