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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Hildegard von Bingen

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"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Troys'R'Us.

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

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'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Charles Baudelaire

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

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J. M. W. Turner

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