Goldilocks Lover Pillows

Gold E Lox

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Tired Barbie

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'The knights are drawing closer'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scotsman in the bath...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

William Tell's Other Four Children

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Grumpy old merry men.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

The Lake

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Gold Crisis