Romantic Weekend Seeker Pillows

'Is that ear going to itch all weekend? I really have to know right now.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Cupid and parachutists.

Funnel of Love.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Perfect Match

Bunny Hop Hug

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

'Boy you light my fire!'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."