Weekend Revelers Pillows

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"

'Now here's a place I like!'

The New Year's Dance

Thank God It's Friday.

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Damn early birds.'

'T.S.I.F.'

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

Sunday Monday

Dogs play the double bass

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'Thank God it's fry day'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Great party - thanks.

Christmas Fatigue.

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

Couch Potatoes

The Fourth Day of Christmas

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'