Amateur Swinger Prints

"I'm currently ranked 104,387,519th in the world."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Monica Seles

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'