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Golfing Bishop.

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Thursday is the new Friday

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Golfing with God.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Thanks God!

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Lust in Space.

And on the Seventh Day...

I can give you the Moon.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"

U space me out.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

Golfing in space.

Golfers' Heaven

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'