Cosmic Club Swingers T-Shirts

Golfing in space.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfing with God.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

Golf

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Lust in Space.

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

And on the Seventh Day...

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'