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'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Golfing with God.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I hate sand traps."

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Jehovah's Fitness

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Addressing The Ball

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"